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  Another Very Silly Story Ben and Beth go shopping   It is Saturday morning. Beth is in bed. Ben is also in bed. Mummy says “Get up Beth. Get up Ben” Beth gets up and goes downstairs. Mummy is still in bed. Mummy had a late night last night. Beth knows because she saw Uncle Charlie creeping out of the house at five in the morning. Beth makes a cup of black coffee and has one of mummy’s cigarettes. She shouts to Ben. “Ben! Get up you lazy little sod” Ben is tired because he had a hard night with Mary behind the bike sheds. Ben doesn’t get up. Beth has the arse ache because mummy said that they have to go to the shop. Mummy said that they had to get some things from Mr Gupta’s shop. She gave the money to Ben. Ben bought some sweets with some of the money. He used the sweets to bribe Mary to let him see her knickers. Beth knows about Ben buying the sweets. She thinks that Mary is a little slapper. Ben comes downstairs. Ben is totally shagged. Ben makes